September 10, 2008

• Why do you think teenagers are becoming sexually active at such a young age today?

  Because it’s really, really, really fun. And seriously, why should you wait? There’s absolutely no bad consequences what-so-ever and people will really respect you the more you do it and the more people you do it with. Just think, if we were all making love, we couldn’t be making any war. People wouldn’t be doing drugs, or stealing things, or hurting people (only if the other person asked for it, some like it rough). So really, go to Costco, buy the economy pack of condoms and get to getting. Also, babies are really cute and require almost no care at all. They practically take care of themselves! The world needs more babies! What better way to resolve a dispute with someone? I’m dead serious. Let’s all go and have sex. It makes you a better person. And it helps you get into college.

     

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